prof. michael jackson

June 27, 2009

Since odes/laments to Michael Jackson are all the rage now, I suppose I will chime in with my own meager and makeshift words.

I have so many little mundane memories about Michael Jackson. I suppose most everyone does. Now is the time we can gather them all up and make grander assessments about what Michael Jackson has taught us about life.

For me, I learned that fantasy – in which sidewalks light up when you step on them and whales fly over your head – is far preferable to the constant disappointment of reality.

I also learned that I don’t really want to live in Los Angeles, especially not a mansion/amusement park/zoo in Los Angeles. My imagination is grandiose but perhaps not that grandiose & seeks a slightly more old-fashioned city like New York. Werner Herzog (♥) says he lives in Los Angeles for its substance and collective dreams, but I wouldn’t, and couldn’t, survive. Just like Michael Jackson…? (Up for debate)

Though, it would be kind of cool to have a zoo in my backyard.

Moreover, I learned that small actions that are respectful of other countries & cultures (and saying things like “I like bimbimbap” every once in awhile) are probably more important in creating global unity than what politicians can do.

Furthermore, I learned – perhaps unforgivingly late – that sparkly items of clothing are preferable to non-sparkly items of clothing.

And lastly, I learned that it’s better & far more remarkable to flounder around in search of an undiscoverable self – flirting with eccentricity and loneliness – than it is to attain a handful of yawn-inducing adjectives.

RIP.

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8 Responses to “prof. michael jackson”

  1. pete Says:

    so good.
    this should be the final mj tribute post on the internet.

    i always thought it was strange that when talking about mj being weird (he was) people always brought up bubbles the chimp. this seemed to be one of the most normal things he did. one of the first things i would do if i had an endless amount of money is get a chimp that i dress in outfits that match mine every day. i think the people that wouldn’t do this are the weird ones.

    • chinchillakwak Says:

      seriously, mj seemed to realize that animals are, in fact, way cooler and sensitive than humans will ever be.

      if you ever decide to wear matching outfits with your dog (or do you already do this?) every day, i would just think you were normal but with a really fun hobby.

    • chinchillakwak Says:

      pop culture is funny! my feelings of repulsion toward whale meat probably stems from this movie…

  2. dzima Says:

    The atmosphere is chock full with plankton. that’s the way we should eat.

  3. mika Says:

    I loved this. f.w.!!


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